A little history of this page: The Question was originally "Want to join my ska band?". Unfortunately, I couldn't get my form tags right. I couldn't figure out how to get the form to both action="mailto:[email protected]" and action="thanks.html" which was the next page. I couldn't get it to do both at the same time. I mean, I got it to mail, then I got it to go to the next page, but never both. So after countless sleepless nights, I decided, who the hell cares, this was supposed to be my "simple" page. I'd better just do something simple. So anyway, if anyone knows how to do that please email me. Address is on main page. Also, if you want to join the ska band, email me with your name, and city & state of residence.

The Question

If you were stranded on a deserted island with a celebrity, who would you want it to be? (Sorry, I'm not going to put any blatantly, disgustingly obvious choices like Pamela Anderson Lee or Brad Pitt or something.)

Judi Dench (the British actress)

Ben Folds (from the band Ben Folds Five)

Mia Hamm (American soccer player. No, soccer hero. Uh, soccer heroine.)

Moe (owner of Moe's Tavern from the Simpsons)

Thank you, your cooperation is much appreciated.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about, I hate ska, I can't play a musical instrument to save my life, and I really don't care to answer your stupid question. Just get me out of here.

No problem. Can do. Get out.

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